So, unless you’ve been under a rock all weekend, you’re aware of the attempt of a bunch of Nazis and Klan members to “unite the Right,” which result in the death of three people. In the wake of this, a lot of people have been re-purposing old Uncle Sam propaganda, aimed at the “Alt-Right” (Nazis). And that’s great, I love Uncle Sam iconography.

But, I hate Nazis. So I really want to piss them off. So maybe it’s time for a new symbol of modern America. A beautiful black woman with a rainbow shirt and Uncle Sam’s stars and stripes inspired outfit.

But I don’t have a name for her (Aunt Sam seems too easy).

So, why don’t you guys try to come up with one? And the best one will get a free t-shirt (oh yeah, she’s going on a t-shirt).