I want to be in the middle of controversy! Pick me! Give me hits!

I mean…I’m a serious critic and what not. Harumphf, harumpf.

Do See If:

• You recognize that Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo
• You enjoy your super-heroics to be a bit more dour and tortured
• You need another Batman movie in your life
• You just want to get excited about DC’s upcoming slate of movies
• You’ve wondered what Wonder Woman’s vagina looks like

Don’t See If:

• You like smiling during a movie
• You are tired of heroes being awful to each other
• You want another Superman movie
• You’re just counting down the days until Captain America: Civil War comes out