I want to be in the middle of controversy! Pick me! Give me hits!
I mean…I’m a serious critic and what not. Harumphf, harumpf.
Do See If:
- You recognize that Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo
- You enjoy your super-heroics to be a bit more dour and tortured
- You need another Batman movie in your life
- You just want to get excited about DC’s upcoming slate of movies
- You’ve wondered what Wonder Woman’s vagina looks like
Don’t See If:
- You like smiling during a movie
- You are tired of heroes being awful to each other
- You want another Superman movie
- You’re just counting down the days until Captain America: Civil War comes out